we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I touched a dick in church today
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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