Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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