I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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