I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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