So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think people are normalizing furries
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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