I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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