are you still at the devil's house?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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