I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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