What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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