He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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