Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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