i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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