This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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