Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
