Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I love you. Go after that dick
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize