they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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