Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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