I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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