you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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