their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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