She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm having to shit out rocks
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