i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
