I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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