Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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