I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I've blown a few things in my day
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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