I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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