Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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