Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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