i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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