If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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