I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize
