Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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