I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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