Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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