Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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