To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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