I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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