plz talk dirty to me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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