And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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