i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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