i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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