so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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