when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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