i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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