I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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