Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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