Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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