R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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