if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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