Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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