UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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