the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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